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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:40

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”